An Early Spring

Spring is nowhere in sight. Delhi is reeling under raging summer winds, with mangoes and watermelons trying their best to ease the heat. But the good God up above has brought in a whiff of spring early for me this season. Here’s how.

So Spring Tide, an Indian youth magazine, collaborated with Parlance Publishers to host a short story writing competition called ‘Kaleidoscope’. Being fresh to the industry themselves, they invited entries from aspiring writers of all age groups and geographies. And now it seems, yours truly has actually made it to the top 5 of the final 25 entries. Unbelievable? Yeah! :D

The final set will be published in a book that releases on the 26th of May, in a book launch event at Jaipur. Among the stories will feature the tale of old man Harilal whose house has lately started behaving in mysterious ways. To read about the workings of “The House”, you can even pre-order a copy from here. Yes, so P&P reserves the right to endorse its dear own D.

Needless to say, I am pleased as punch. Though this is merely a teeny-weeny peg up the ladder, it gives me the confidence that the day I dream of will one day be here. I would like to thank the sponsors of the event for facilitating such a platform and wish them luck in their future endeavours. On your part, dear readers of P&P, how about showing some love and sending us a few hugs and high-fives? :D

Woo-hoo!

The Sign-Board

He walked past the board every morning. It was on the way to work, standing in all its freshly-painted, large-visual glory. He would stare at it through the corner of his eye, as his car halted at the traffic light, and then proceed to indulge in a breakfast of vegetable patties in the cafeteria. The food-vendor ensured he made them with extra oil and potato, just as he liked them best.

It had been several years since he had joined his current company as a software engineer. He wasn’t keen on jumping onto the management bandwagon; the truck seemed way too full anyway. Coding still enthralled him and he beamed when he solved even seemingly mundane problems in innovative ways. Back at home, his parents would sigh. How do you manage to sit at your desk job every day and not grow plump? He would laugh about his amazing metabolism. The truth – his ever growing err, tyres, and slightly protruding belly – remained hidden under well fitted clothing.

“I think I will skip the gulab jamun, tempting though it looks.” His brother-in-law made a rather sorrowful face as he pushed the tray aside.

He had always been a funny man – too uptight with his dietary regulations. “Really, calling you to meals is pretty useless.” He sighed, picking up the rejected gulab jamun happily.

“Diabetes, no less. Add to that a serious cholesterol problem. I cannot afford to play around with these credentials.”

His wife nodded furiously, glaring at him. “It wouldn’t do you harm to adopt that kind of policy. Anyway,” she shook her head, “you don’t get any exercise.”

Really, when the two got together, he almost felt as if he was back in school.

Come to think of it, he used to live a ‘healthier’ life. Every evening after school, he would rush to the cricket ground. The green grass would get tremendous thrashing until one day they disallowed playing in the park. In college days, he had even joined a gym. But those muscles never shaped and his enthusiasm waned after a fortnight. But it was primarily after starting work that exercise was erased from his schedule.  Packed hours and insane deadlines, after all, don’t go well with fancy buzzwords such as work-life balance.

These days he had heard, there was a solution for every ailment. Even for the dreary cancers and tumours which had destroyed several households over the ages. Modern healthcare brought to people cure and care, and packaged with insurance and sensible savings, in a manner affordable for the masses. Amidst such advancement, the problems his sedentary life posed seemed too trivial to acknowledge.

*

The brother-in-law was ill. He lay prostrate in a hospital ward, a tiny potted-plant lying beside him on the mantlepiece.

“A sudden cardiac arrest,” his wife sobbed, “while he was peacefully watching television.”

“How is he now?” he asked hesitantly, unwilling to look her in the eye. If the brother-in-law with his school-boyish dietary regime and impossible restrictions could fall prey to trouble, he was a prey asking to be hunted. He saw his wife continue to sob and put a comforting arm around her shoulder. The nurses were busy, so were the hands of the large clock on the wall. Much of the world continued to swipe in and out of offices, cognizant of only the evening and the weekend to come. He, however, was on leave today.

The next morning, his car stopped by the board again. The road was abuzz with rush-hour traffic, cars honking away to glory. He took out his appointment diary and a pen from the bag.

“Billion Hearts Beating” he wrote. This morning, instead of using the quiet morning hour to delve into an oily breakfast, he would call for an Apollo Health Check Up.

*written for “How does Modern Healthcare touch lives?” contest by Apollo Hospitals and Indiblogger

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Birthdays in a Flash

The thinkers often talk about the one moment when life will flash by in front of your eyes. They warn you to live well so you don’t regret the flashback. I have no clue if this is an omen of some sort but I get that flash every once in a while. It usually comes at important junctures and in moments when you need to look calm and composed. In fact, it can sometimes be quite a spoilsport.

At the airport yesterday, I saw a mental audio-visual of my growing up days. And I grew up really fast, or so I hear. Nani tells me I was born with a huge bunch of curly black hair. They had to make trips up and down the staircase when I learnt to hold things. Err, to collect all the stuff that I would drop from the balcony. Does anyone have insight on why children do that? I was very protective about my stuff otherwise and would ensure everything was in place when the other kids – the neighbours’, for instance – left. Mom would help me cut out the lions and elephants I would draw for my school holiday homework. She would sit by patiently as I painted them red and brown and yellow. All of the Delhi summer afternoon, until the evening breeze beckoned us to the balcony. And then, when Papa would arrive, Grandpa would fix all of us a glass of aam panna.

Sometimes, it is so hard to believe you are growing up. Especially when you gorge on the aloo ka parantha and bask in the sun just as you used to when you were small. The sun is warm and serene, the afternoon resplendent with memories. At other times, it is impossible not to acknowledge how time has flown. How tall you have grown, how friends are getting married, how you need to travel back to Pune the next day. At such times, I hold on to Mom in a super-tight hug and tell her how much I love her. I order a plateful of hot pakoras from nani’s kitchen. I sit with nanaji and Papa and talk about how the youngest cat has been learning to climb. Then, I get a semblance of peace. The moon comes out in the night-sky as I stand hand-in-hand with R. I gaze at the twinkling stars and I find the skies of Pune merging with the ones back where the rest of my world is.

When tomorrow dawns, the sun will rise to tell me it has been a year. One whole year since I acknowledged I am getting older. Since P&P refuses to go without the customary celebration, I grant him as much. 

So here goes – it’s a ‘Happy Birthday to Me’ from P&P! 

Cake

*picture from fragranceflora.com

Of laughter, delight and Vidya

Vidya Centre - Motilal Nehru Camp, Munirka

Lessons at Vidya Centre – Motilal Nehru Camp, Munirka

“Maths is my favourite subject.”

I stared at the little boy with the million-dollar smile. He flashed his answer sheet as evidence. “See, didi. A 36 out of 40!”

“That’s 90%.” I nodded. “Excellent.” Now I know for a fact. These are the people nature is preparing for any climate change disasters that might be on their way. We need scientists and mathematicians. And the little kids at Vidya completely agree.

The children at Bal Vihar, Panchsheel Park (Delhi) are an animated lot. They jostle for space as we prepare the camera. No one is initially willing to share the limelight but, with time, come to us in groups of threes and fours. “Didi hamara bhi photo lo na.” (Didi, please click our picture too.) And their photo we click. Replete with V for Victory signs and photogenic laughter. So much for our assuming we are cool. The kids are a way ahead for they started so young!

At lunch time, there are two teachers on duty. They scoop khichadi into the kids’ tiffin boxes. A few of them don’t join the queue. “We get food from home.” they say. “Mamma makes paratha.” She does that before she leaves for the day’s work – cleaning, washing and scrubbing in nearby localities. Pappa is usually driving or working as a mason, servant or peon. Financially weak they well may be but they are definitely proud parents! Their kids learn English, Computers, Science, Theatre, Music, you name it. They rattle off dialogues for a skit on Annual Function Day – the picture of confidence. Their faces are radiant with laughter, enjoying the welcome photo-break that the Didis and Bhaiyas from Pune have brought for them.

Away in Munirka, a number of young women are engaged in sewing lessons. Several have mehandi all over their arms, courtesy Kadwa Chauth. “I am in B.A. Second Year.” says one of them, looking no older than a high school-er.  Ditto for the women in Vidya’s IIT Delhi center, who are trying their best to clear Class Tenth examinations. “So will you be appearing for the exam next year?” we ask. “If we learn well enough before that.” they smile. “And we will.” One look at their dedication – turning up for classes after a morning spent in manual labour – and I completely agree.

Since its inception in 1984, Vidya has spread out to some of the poorest neighbourhoods in Delhi, Haryana, Mumbai and Bangalore. They get support from some corporate houses, charitable institutions and trusts. To say nothing of the contribution that the volunteers play in its functioning. Since it is a completely not-for-profit organization, the monetary remuneration is insignificant. But Vidya pays very well. Pounds and pounds of laughter, delight and learning.

My association with Vidya India started as part of a project. Two days down and the happiness is infectious. It comes from the alphabet books which the children expertly read from. It comes from the smile on the woman’s face when she nails a Maths problem. It comes from the sunshine, the colours on the notice board and the melody of the prayer-song.

Finally, it comes best from nothing else but the joy that education and empowerment bring.

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We are Greying, you see…

Stress

*picture from technobillies.net

I was discussing with R yesterday just what is making ‘Fifty Shades of Grey click. You know those black books with silver designs on them, which talk of a man who is apparently a sex God and a girlie who swoons at his sight? I even flipped through a couple of pages to see if I could discover The Formula. The thing is, vampires worked because they were ‘different’ – the Indian dracula was dated – and you didn’t see such good-looking men eyeing you say, at the grocery store. But why was this sado-masochist popular? “Intrigue, novelty, danger”, said a friend. Uh huh? Personally I think its due to the mainstreaming of X rated content that you couldn’t be found dead reading otherwise. It’s the liberty to walk around with erotica without people giving you the oh-a-fellow-porn-reader! look.

Anyway, the point is, I am here. With about fifty shades of stress and fifty-one reasons why I ignored darling P&P for more than a month. I wouldn’t bother writing about all of them though, for I know you wonderful people had several things that kept you off P&P. Is the sniffle audible?

Life has been crazy. CRAZY. The mornings have dawned with long and interminable lists and the nights have woven nightmares of unfinished to-dos. I have been the picture of frenzy and tried as I did, I couldn’t keep P&P up with the gazillions of things I wanted to share. Nor could I keep up with the things the blogosphere has been sharing. We are greying, you see…The day isn’t too far when that grey hair will appear and that wrinkle will make itself felt. Sigh!

Anyhow, I plan to devote a sizeable amount of time very soon to Catching Up. With your new recipes, books and movie reviews, critical events in people’s lives, delectable stories and prose and of course, pictures that contain a thousand words. I promise. Cross my heart and hope to die.

What else is happening? Oh, the electricity went off the other day, right in the middle of the night. It happened as soon as I had plugged the charger into my laptop. And right after I had boasted to a friend about how Pune’s power situation was way better than the capital’s. She called me up the next morning to boast about how the air conditioner had been nice and cool all night long. Friends, I tell you.

But Pune is doing well otherwise. We haven’t tired of rain yet this season. God knows I love my shoes. But he hasn’t exactly been kind in ensuring they dry soon enough to not smell. Air fresheners don’t come all that cheap either.

So, those aren’t quite fifty reasons I know, but P&P is sweet enough to still extend a welcoming hug. For anyone else who is here, we are officially back in action and there is a lot coming up.

Watch this space.

Something in the Air

Birthday

*picture from southernsavers.com

There are occasions when life puts on dazzling colours. Oranges, reds, blues. One look out the window now and I know just what made Van Gogh paint the sky with stars.

When the morning arrives, the sun will be golden. The birds fluttering their wings in exercise and the birdlings staring entranced at Mamma and Pappa and dreaming of their first flight. It is fascinating how life brings up new promises and new hopes at every juncture. You only need to look for them. Who would have thought, for instance, that my long-lost wood comb would be found in the abyss of an old bag I haven’t used since Noah brought his ark out? New hopes, you see. Now I have renewed vigour to look for other lost things which I refrain from listing.

So, the point being – what makes the day special?

Well, there is a young man under the blue Pune sky who goes about with a song on his lips. He rates me in importance right after good, spicy chicken and scribbles poetry on a dilapidated notebook despite being presented with a beautiful one this time last year. For this young man, the tricks to healing my mood swings are child-play. Intimidated he is not by the severity – psychological, if you please, of some of my tantrums. In short, he is quite the darling and when it is his special day, you know the heavens are up gorging on boondi ke laddoo.

Now that P&P has covered the special day for you young man, lets hear it for the one who owns this place. And, before we sign off, P&P extends warm wishes to you for a splendid year ahead.

Happy Birthday, R.

When Silence Is Not Golden

– Winning Entry in Women’s Intimate Health Contest by Blogadda and 18again –
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Her name eludes my memory right now. It was a fairly sweet, pretty Indian one though. She looked all fidgety one afternoon in school. Every few minutes into a new circle that the Maths teacher drew on board, she would shift in her chair. Now, why I noticed all this is because she sat right in front of me. Just in case you were snickering about how my attention wasn’t taken up by Geometry.

So, I traced her out after class. She looked horrified with my innocent question –“was your chair uncomfortable today?” It turns out she was feeling itchy ‘between her legs’ and sitting was quite a pain. What was the matter? She didn’t know. She couldn’t even scratch there and what could she tell her Mom? “Between your legs” was sacrosanct. Untouchable and silent. The very fact that the area had reddened and was scratchy had her head hung in shame. Never mind the contribution yeast had to the effect.

I have grown up among a cluster of self-proclaimed modern people, flaunting branded clutches purchased at the price you could easily get a decades supply of medicines for. These people crib about ‘the man at the lingerie store’. Why does it have to be a man behind the counter? Variants of that man seemingly make smug faces at them when they wrap their ‘monthly supplies’ in black polythene and ask them if they require another packet. It is embarrassing you see. How can you own up to bleeding from ‘down there’ or needing a more comfortable bra because your breasts hurt around menstruation time? All of this wasn’t something you spoke about, especially not in a society where men live.

Perhaps, it is a question of inertia. When Standard Sixth girls are taken up to a room, lectured on their bodies and given free samples of sanitary pads, the smarter ones advise the rest to hide the pads in the deepest recesses available. Also, you could not take them to the puja room or touch the Gods when you were wearing one. Blood made you dirty didn’t it? And bleeding from ‘where you peed’ had to be disgusting. In such conditioning, it is too much to expect rejection of values you keep mainly because you have always been taught to keep them. The tummy aches, the mood swings, the possible complications of a period are to be endured with pressed lips. Much like the blood to be split on the ‘night of marital union’ and the pain that penetration means for several women. You need to better be hushed than inappropriate, irrespective of painful urination due to a bladder infection, unnatural discharge from the breasts or a stinging cyst on your hips. You are to tell people you saw the doctor for a seasonal flu and feign ignorance if word spreads out.

Personally, we have hushed up for too long. Just because our pair of breasts and other genitals are under cloth and cover, they do not become infallible parts of the body. They function and then, they dysfunction. Keeping mum about a fact so elementary adds to the existing trouble, creates a sense of awkwardness and major uncleanliness and above all, a disorienting social need of being isolated for no fault of yours.

Hushing up is passé. It is also unnecessary, ignorant and dangerous. If I have an itch in my groin or the need to change a pad, I shouldn’t have to creep through – with an apologetic look – layers of scrutiny, titters and judgment. Possibly, if this spiral of silence is broken, our society will graduate from producing “lightening creams” for a fresh and intimate vagina and move towards a more inclusive, vocal world that is comfortable with women addressing their private health issues without shame.

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This post is a part of the weekend blogging contest at BlogAdda.com in association with 18again.com

Prey By The Ganges: Book Review

[Indian Fiction/Thriller - INR 295/-]

I thought hunting was banned in the country…

Oh, you probably also thought that an Indian Fiction book has to have ‘Love’ in the title. Not only does ‘Prey by the Ganges’ not obey, but debut author Hemant Kumar ensures the cover [see picture] is as away from any semblance of love as possible. When the final page is flipped though, I can’t help but wonder about the brainstorming behind composing the cover.

So, who is preyed upon?

The book opens on a cold night in a forest by the Ganges. While you might expect an obvious thriller to start off on a sober note and jerk you off your seat with the sudden gush of adrenaline, Hemant doesn’t agree. What Vaidya Shambhu and his assistant Hariya encounter in the deceptive silence of the night is the cold-blooded killing of Shambhu’s friend Ravi. His eyeballs pop out of his sockets; there is blood congealed on his skull. You get it. Utter and hard-hitting gore.

Sounds creepy. What follows?

Well, Shambhu vows to avenge Ravi’s murder. Irrespective of how he has to travel to Janak Ganj and deal with the terrifying Thakur Gajanan for the same. But it doesn’t stop there. Feudal Bihar is all gaga about the two thakurs – Gajanan and Suraj Singh – and between them, there is no love lost. Add to the proceedings the quest for a priceless diamond and what you have is razzmatazz. People battling each other with agendas tucked under their arm – some in-your-face, others in the closet.

Gajanan and Suraj Singh? Didn’t they feature in Karan Arjun?

Hush, that was Durjan! Anyway, these people are hardly single-layered village goons. The former, for instance, has a magnetic personality and finds it elementary to lure luscious young women into his house. One of these is the rather interesting Etwari, an ‘innocent’ little girl who is confused about her (forced?) sexual escapades with Gajanan. The point is, the characters work. They do primarily because they have been carved out well. When it comes to Shambhu though, he maintains a linear graph all through. You know, the perfect unchanging white. There, I cough.

Aha. So, what does this ride with Shambhu take me through?

A lot. Say, how murky is the political scenario in a village? What is the tensile strength of innocence – just how much can you stretch it? Sexuality, corruption, centralization of power. Psychopaths. What lust does to you.  All that jazz wrapped up in one energy-filled ride. What’s more, when the ride comes to an end, you get closure.  The kind that comes from honesty in expression: minimal diversion, no faffing and meticulous use of words.

Are there roadblocks along that ride?

To Hemant’s credit, the roadblocks aren’t too obstructive. A couple of inconsistencies in the text, a character or so under developed (perhaps to get the cut on pages? Or maintain the tautness of a thriller script), a sequence of pages with gore and more gore…At a level, it may get on your nerves especially if you are like a friend of mine who puked in Biology Practicals. But otherwise, it’s all good to go. Also, the manner in which Hemant describes the most brutal of sights (or the most intimate, for that matter) is, err, technical? It is written from a convenient vantage point that makes the proceedings clear and transparent. Only, I am not sure if this safeguards against awkward readers flipping the pages. For that matter, it also doesn’t safeguard against the “that-is-a-gangster-film” and “I-want-my-books-to-be-sweet” crowd. But then, thrillers do have a disjoint, loyal following.

I am going fishing this Sunday. Put this in the picnic basket?

If you intend to lose track of the empty packet of chips floating on the lake, put this in. If you do not want to have a lingering aftertaste of any sort, stack this up for later. Either way, if a thriller is your thing and you do not need flashy gadgets and guns to spice up the frame, good old villages in Bihar with interesting people fighting it out could be just your thing.

* Ruchira Mittal – the editor of ‘Prey by the Ganges’ – sent across a review copy. Thank you Ruchira for considering P&P. Also, here’s sending my very best wishes for the book and all your future endeavours. Cheers!

In The Hot Unconscious: Book Review

A foreigner comes visiting the country of temples, sadhus and snakes, err leeches. Rings a bell, eh? But this time, he isn’t a binocular-holding American. Instead, he’s ‘English’. Straight from the culture that ‘contributed nothing to this country but misery’, or so articulated by an interesting man in a railway coach. As Charles Foster proceeds ‘In the Hot Unconscious’ with his journey through India, he doesn’t click pictures of the Taj Mahal. But he does make sure that the reader, all set with a scrutinizing gaze and an open mind, prods along.

Foster is in India to collect leeches, apparently ‘for Science’. When confronted with red tape, he engages a couple of locals and some very willing children to help him in the pursuit. What, however, becomes a more important pursuit for him is a question – can the philosophies of the East and West be married? Our traveller doesn’t refrain himself to the snug confines of a religion of his choice. His observations are fluid and keep shifting stances as he meets new people in the course of his journey. Say, the esoteric sadhu who goes by the name ‘Bob’ for, apparently, it sounds a lot like ‘Om’ or the poetic Sikh Jagjit who accompanies our man in a number of his travels.

What started off as an innocent enough hike gradually transforms into a journey that has several questions asked – which God to ‘adopt’ (given the newest, television-serial-inspired Santoshi Ma was good with consumer durables), which Veda/Upanishad to follow or which version of a myth is ‘real’. What is enticing is that, through commonplace events and artefacts in humdrum Indian lanes, it also answers several of them.

There is a lot to be said about see-ing. Subliminal theories notwithstanding, do we indeed turn blind to what we have been overexposed to? Why don’t we see “big furry bees like whirring mice” or, for that matter, “a dark mass of monsoon cloud”? Foster has the seeing eye, the kind bestowed upon a few. He can comment on a regular Indian day in a manner that lends it new facets and plenty of oh-I-never-thought-so moments, without consideration for the trivialities of creed, religion or the sacred. He peppers his travelogue with fascinating anecdotes – how a magnificent tiger was killed by a father-son duo, the case of the schizophrenic, nirvana-seeking engineer, to name a few. From Varanasi to Delhi, buffalo carts to Indian trains – Foster has a story up his sleeve always and boy, is it entertaining!

Though written with a lot of err, feeling and subdued cynicism about the world in general, Foster’s latest offering may not appeal if a linear, over-the-weekend read is what you are seeking. At junctures, the narrative gets dry and ‘philosophical’, if you please. But the Zen humour and the way in which an I-am-at-a-distance perspective manages to notice intricacies of a people is a story in and of itself.

If insight, humour and ‘understanding’ is what you seek – with India under the limelight, of course – ‘In The Hot Unconscious’ may be just your thing.

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P&P Goes “Premium” this Monsoon

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The past few days have been about them. You know, those ‘moments’. Times when you look up and realize the sky is the very shade of blue it is in your memory case. Or in your future piggy-bank. Say, for instance -

§ My slippers broke last morning and I had to waddle my way through an almost knee-deep stretch of fifteen-minute road to get to a dry pair. I stood by the flight of stairs for a ‘moment’, subconsciously thinking a new pair would drop down from the overcast skies.

§ A peacock was by my window. He stood still the entire time it rained – which was a good number of hours – and did not dance despite a million pleas. And then, he probably heard his friend and strode off.

§ I looked at my clothes-line this morning. It looked exactly the same as it had two days back. Over-saturated. Clothes do not dry in Pune monsoons. They just do not. I had a what-will-I-wear panic moment before I realized that a pair of old clothes wouldn’t exactly be a bad choice in this weather.

§  I tweeted. Um, for the first time. So I have never been big on Social Networking. But – oh, blame work. Digital media, it seems, is way too big to ignore. So, all you nice fellows, please go here.

So anyhow, you get the picture. The point being, the king of these moments came to me sometime not so long back.

I, ladies and gentlemen, am now officially a Premium Blogger at Blogadda!

How cool is that. :)

I get to work on stories and posts for them and apparently, Premium Blogger # is now my ID. For all the bouquets, please go here and here.

Ah, my spectacles are fogged up. I have a book to read. And work to finish. But all that is for later. All I now pine for is a cup of hot chocolate and a fireplace and R. Life can sometimes, really be beautiful.